The 'Tag Team' Method of Serving

Whose bright idea was this?

I can track the decline of standard good service by the completely stupid idea of "Tag Team Serving". The notion is that having several people "serve" or take care of your table is somehow better than having one dedicated person actually serving you.

So, for the record, I will state in detail why this method of serving doesn't only not work, but actually 'serves' to bring down the overall level of service to complete mediocrity and incompetence.

The person serving your food is not the person that took your order. Right off the bat:

  1. You've never seen this person before and they have never seen you. You have about as much chemistry and connection with the "server" as you have with the person in the car next to you at a stoplight. Actually, you're sitting at the stoplight longer than you are going to be served by that stranger. Once they drop off the food, they will never see you again. They owe you nothing. Nada. Zip. Zero. Zilch.

  2. They don't know what YOU ordered, so they ask "Who gets the burger? Who gets the soup?"

  3. Nine times out of ten, they will hand the food directly to you, instead of putting it down on the table in front of you, like they're suppose to. They'll say something cute like "It's hot!" as they're placing the hot dish in your hands.

  4. Half the time they don't speak English. You ask them for a fork and they walk away as if you'd never said a thing.

  5. Your fries are missing from your plate. How is that person to know, since they didn't take your order? The person who took your order would have noticed that.

  6. They never ask you if you'd like anything else, or if anything is missing or incorrect. They drop off the food and run away quickly, 100% of the time.

  7. The food is cold at least 50% of the time. There is a lack of communication regarding just exactly who's job it is to bring your food. No one is committed to you. Not the chef or rather 'cooks', (chef is real title) not the hapless "runner" (the tag team member assigned to deliver your food) or your server, since they won't be bringing you your food anyway.

  8. Your server usually checks in when you're about 75% finished with your meal. By that time you've resigned yourself to the fact that you're going to drink that flat coke, eat the hamburger without ketchup and mustard, eat the french fries, when you ordered onion rings, or eat the Mahi Mahi when you ordered Red Snapper. Hey, fish is fish, who cares what type they serve you? Certainly not the person who dropped off your dish.

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BUSBOYS?

I think the tag team method emanated from restaurateurs deciding to do away with Busboys in order to save money on the payroll. Back in the olden days of black and white, (not really, I was a waitress in the 70's, it VERY colorful) Busboys were the backbone of good service and helped to keep the wait person from getting behind.

They made sure the tables were clean, "set ups" (fork, knife, spoon and napkins) were on the table. They served water the minute you sat down and sometimes brought bread out if the restaurant offered that. Basically, you felt like someone acknowledged you were sitting there. Kind of like when you see the nurse first, on a visit to the doctor.

Busboys also serve the purpose of cleaning an overly full table of unneeded dishes and glasses, removing the empty dishes after appetizers and salads and helping carry out large orders, which your waiter or waitress would and should SERVE you.

They could also be counted on to bring ketchup, salt and pepper or refill a soft drink, if the waitperson was busy. Now one must wait entirely to long to flag down your supposed main server to get those mundane but important items for your meal. Your server is usually not in your eyesight for at least 90% of your visit. Only God knows where they are.

All professionals have assistants. Lawyers have secretaries, Doctors have nurses. The Doctor or Lawyer handles the "big stuff" and their assistant handles the smaller, more tedious, but completely necessary stuff. How much time would be wasted if your lawyer was the one to make a copies of your file? How behind would he get in the important work? Should your Doctor endlessly wait on hold to talk to your insurance company?

In closing, Servers should SERVE. Busboys should BUS, (clean and set up). If the restaurant industry wants to make an overnight change to from mediocrity and server incompetency to one of adequate professionalism -- they'll restore the busboy and look at him as the aid and assitant to the server. The way that it SHOULD be.

-RAR Staff


bus·boy also bus boy Pronunciation Key (bsboi)

n. A restaurant employee who clears away dirty dishes, sets tables, and serves as an assistant to a waiter or waitress.

n : a restaurant attendant who sets tables and assists waiters and clears away dirty dishes [syn: waiter's assistant]

From: Dictionary.com

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